Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
