Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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