just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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