If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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