I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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