I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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