I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
cat food counts as protein by the way
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
we're so committed to being not committed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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