i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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