Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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