No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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