remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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