are you still at the devil's house?
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
