I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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