Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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