I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize