She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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