May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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