People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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