Soap is not a condiment
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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