Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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