He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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