Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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