do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
wow bdsm is so cute
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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