Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Randomize
