I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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