Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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