So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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