well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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