fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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