The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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