Me. At least after what I've been through.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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