hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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