she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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