Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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We need to know if his feet match his cock.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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