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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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