Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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