I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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