doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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