have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people