Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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