You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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