yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
