Im at strip club and am horny
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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