Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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