Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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