When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you