Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

operation harelip BJ is a go

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin

(262): View more from Wisconsin

your sister was..

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(530): View more from California

I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.

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(845): View more from New York

you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away

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(989): View more from Michigan

I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit

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(812): View more from Indiana

They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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(940): View more from Texas

You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.

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(224): View more from Illinois

He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.

(847): View more from Illinois

Incredible.

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(909): View more from California

Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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