stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore