This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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