Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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