you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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