Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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