I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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