I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Dear god my vagina.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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