Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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