You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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