Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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