Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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