Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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